Annoying Hot Bosses Club Book 1

Dear Lila Haversham,

I must express my utter disappointment in your performance as a lawyer. I am truly perplexed as to how you managed to pass the bar examination. Moreover, I cannot fathom how you can sleep at night while representing clients like Jack Whittington.

Let me make one thing clear: you cannot simply dismiss me as your employer just because you have a part-time job working bachelor parties. Your personal activities on the weekends are entirely your own business and have no bearing on your employment contract. If you wish to return to wearing coconut bikinis and popping out of cakes, you have every right to do so.

However, I must warn you that as soon as you manage to secure your big break as an actress, you will be leaving my employ. I can assure you that I am eagerly counting down the days until that eventuality. You must be deluding yourself if you believe that I would ever expect you to work from 6 am to 9 pm for the next month simply to avoid being reported to HR. Go ahead and report me, Mr. Wannabe hotshot playboy lawyer, as I could not care less.

Furthermore, I must request that you cease the practice of emailing me late at night with lengthy lists of tasks to be completed. Your not very well-paid assistant,

Lila Haversham,

I hope you have the capacity to count to infinity, for that is the number of days you will be working for me. If your acting prowess is on par with your dancing skills, then I have little faith in your ability to make it as a professional performer.

Let me offer you five words of advice: Do not quit your day job.

Your very well-paid and handsome boss, Max Spector

P.S. I have arranged for you to be provided with a new phone, so that we may communicate via text message instead of email. Alternatively, if you prefer, we can communicate from the comfort of my bed. I would rather not have to christen that blow-up mattress again.

P.P.S. I cannot help but wonder if the actions you demonstrated in the shower at the gym suggest a different story about your level of interest, or lack thereof, in my advances. Care to drop the soap once more?

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